People, seriously, if you have problems if people make fun of your
car you are driving the wrong vehicle. It is only to be expected.

When people start making fun of my car I join in. I say "You know
how girls like a 'DANGEROUS GUY', well if they want dangerous they
shouldn't date a guy with a sports car or truck... they should date
me... my car is more dangerous than any of theirs!"

Don't get me wrong, I love my car and I love its economy, but you
can't go around getting all up tight if people make fun of your
car... it's an Aspire for Pete's sake!